posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:24 pm with 442,671 notes

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen)

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:24 pm with 74,031 notes

cowboysandindiekids:

Tubby Cat and Surly Girl on their first big adventure!

For the record I am a fan of Zoos, field trips and the buddy system. 
Stay with your buddy. Do not take cats to zoos.

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:22 pm with 21,573 notes
homupichu:

what

homupichu:

what

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:21 pm with 142 notes

officialdaddyegbert:

Amused Retail Worker reminding u that coupons are single use only. You can’t bring in the EXACT SAME COUPON THE SAME FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER day after day especially when it’s a special offer coupon that TRACKS WHETHER YOU HAVE REDEEMED IT OR NOT HOLY HELL HOW SELF-ENTITLED ARE YOU

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:20 pm with 94,729 notes

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:20 pm with 26,324 notes

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:20 pm with 381,231 notes

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420)

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:19 pm with 107 notes
Artist: gomen
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mychemicalyaoi:

See you in hell

posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 9:18 pm with 416,405 notes
posted 3 hours agoSep 2, 2014, 8:59 pm with 14,673 notes

twinmachines:

zwombies:

batmanandsobbin:

hanoodles:

she figured a card featuring a cat wearing sunglasses would be pretty appealing

aradia please be mine

aradia is perfect

aradia please

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